i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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