I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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