So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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