I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
