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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
if only i could text you this smell
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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