when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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