so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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