The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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