But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize