hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
