Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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