have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I supernannyed him into submission
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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