I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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