I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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