kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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