I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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