I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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