i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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