can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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