How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Quick, to the slutcave!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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