He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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