return my video game
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
It was confusing and full of hummus
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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