Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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