it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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