He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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