i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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