Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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