how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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