And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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