i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
