I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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