I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think I am morally bankrupt
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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