WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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