The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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