have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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