Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
