last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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