New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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