I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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