But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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