All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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