I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My pussy is not your playground.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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