Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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