Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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