I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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