YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Non-Jews are for practice
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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