Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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