Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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