Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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