About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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