just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
vagina is talking i cant
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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