we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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